It’s all about Fuck My Life.
(1) One day, I was craving for M&M’s chocolates, I opened the drawer and saw sth similar to M&M’s ( a color-faded version). I took it and decided to put it into my mouth but it was broken before entering my mouth. Realized it was actually a lizard’s egg. FML.
(2) One night, I was so drunk, I used nail polish remover to remove my mascara. It was so fucking pain and got me back to conscious state. Troubled me whole night. FML.
(3) One day, I went to buy McD’s and the waiter have a glimpse on my boobs. I never thought that my nipples protrude through the clothes because I wasn’t wearing my bra. And the reason is my nipples got erected because it was so cold in there. FML.
(4) Many times, I went to school with all my “babies” (plush toys) in my bag; not books. And I was very scared that people will open up my bag. And I woke up with sweat. It was actually a dream. FML.
(5) One day, I thought my skin is thicker than elephant so I punched the stapler bullet into my finger. Ouch. It tells that my skin isn’t thick. I got it removed with tears cuz it was too fucking pain. FML.
(6) One time, I was being injected a kinda liquid into my asshole (laxatives effect) before surgery. I was so happy to have a chance to poo. After minutes, I was truly satisfied and I stood up, there ain’t single poo inside. Wholly clean, cleaner than auntie cleans. ?Then, Where’s my poo? FML.
In fact not really have to fuck my life larr.
Anyway, it’s just a term used to express.
T. The Waggish