It’s all about Fuck My Life.
(1) One day, I was craving for M&M’s chocolates, I opened the drawer and saw sth similar to M&M’s ( a color-faded version). I took it and decided to put it into my mouth but it was broken before entering my mouth. Realized it was actually a lizard’s egg. FML.
(2) One night, I was so drunk, I used nail polish remover to remove my mascara. It was so fucking pain and got me back to conscious state. Troubled me whole night. FML.
(3) One day, I went to buy McD’s and the waiter have a glimpse on my boobs. I never thought that my nipples protrude through the clothes because I wasn’t wearing my bra. And the reason is my nipples got erected because it was so cold in there. FML.
(4) Many times, I went to school with all my “babies” (plush toys) in my bag; not books. And I was very scared that people will open up my bag. And I woke up with sweat. It was actually a dream. FML.
(5) One day, I thought my skin is thicker than elephant so I punched the stapler bullet into my finger. Ouch. It tells that my skin isn’t thick. I got it removed with tears cuz it was too fucking pain. FML.
(6) One time, I was being injected a kinda liquid into my asshole (laxatives effect) before surgery. I was so happy to have a chance to poo. After minutes, I was truly satisfied and I stood up, there ain’t single poo inside. Wholly clean, cleaner than auntie cleans. ?Then, Where’s my poo? FML.
In fact not really have to fuck my life larr.
Anyway, it’s just a term used to express.
T. The Waggish
5 comments:
About the M&M, it's the craziest thing, if that was me, you all should have to visit me at my grave, I must have been committed suicide.
About the nipples, I would like not to have a glance, but have a grab (cha cha cha)
About the laxative, I wonder where were your poos too!
LOL, lmfao
Lol..the M&M's, I haven't swallow la, but the body of the dead lizard was on my hand. Really thank God that I nv throwed into my mouth in very fast speed like wat I usually do.
Regarding the boobs, nth much to be cha cha cha also. Haha.
Regarding the poos, it has been a BIG question mark in my life. Until now I also dunno where my poos gone to. Eaten a lot, shitted very less. This is me, Tira the alien.
Lmfao.
Xoxo.
babe babe.. still have one. the bookrack collapse..
Collapse of da book rack wasn't funny or worth to remember.
Tat was really only a sad incident. Think also will sad. The crying scene I can stil remember clearly.
hmmm, it aint funny of coz.. y u said so!?
if tomolo u mc.. i will follow.. flu again.. sigh..
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